At a class reunion, I lied to my teacher that I was still a virgin, and the teacher, worried sick, gently said, "Let me teach you how to make love," while moving closer to me. It's really a headache. NHDTA-438

After graduation, at a long-awaited class reunion, he pretended to tell his teacher that he was still a virgin. Unexpectedly, when the two were alone, the teacher became very worried and even offered to instruct the student on "how to have sex"...